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Me in love with Enfield

Despite the numerous places I have travelled along the years .. for many reasons , I begun to grasp the fact that I am essentially in love with Enfield .. yeah , London !

We complain about the shitty weather ..

Yet we put on thick coats and have an ice cream with a different setting in mind..

Yes , we complain about the prices of many things eg. petrol and high taxes ..

Yet we compensate by drowning our sorrows at the local pubs ..

After a hard day at work .. there's nothing better than to go down your local and quench your thirst with preferebly a pint of lager :) Or Guinness in my case ..

We pay a high price to live in this city although the same money we spend in a day in living costs would pay for an awesome villa in Asia for a week :)

Yet there is something magical about this place ..

The place where we always start off by speaking about the weather just to strike a conversation ..

'The weather is shit innit' ? Yes , I know it is shit but we really don't need to remind each other :)

In the last year .. 

For 6 months I woke up to this .. 10 minutes from my home !

My 4 month stay in Sweden .. This was the view from the room I was living in !

I know it is awesome ..

But at the same time , how did you feel when you watched this scene for the first time ?!

I am not trying to say that London is associated to this in anyway .. 

But there are some movies that portrayed England to be this sorta place ..

Grey .. dingy .. wet .. raining .. dark .. depressing .. on and on !

In reality ..

This is England ..

There is something we can all take from this post ..
It's the people that actually make a place ..
Regardless of all the shit the people are put through .. the people don't fail to smile :)
 

 Unlike this miserable bunch ..

It's all about what you make outta what you have ..
Don't simply bleat about something beyond your control

In London - I got wonderful friends ..

My parties are sick ..

 When we party .. we either get the pigs or the council but hey ..
We never gave a fuck ..

 If you were young and vibrant , you'd love to be my neighbour ..
Unfortunately , they were all senior citizens - Still think they loved my rock and roll :)

We got awesome festivals ..

Amazing countryside retreats ..

Ermmm.. okay  beaches !

I don't really find the common tourist attraction eg. London eye / Big Ben , blah blah .. stimulating in anyway so if you are a fan ..you can count that in too but I am not gonna bother mentioning a place where people prefer to click their cameras then  to actually sit and feel the place

The day the drunks decided to cook

The sun was shining bright this morning , it almost felt like it was one of those summer days , you get excited for no reasons except for the fact that the sun is glazing like Kenny rogers glazed chicken wings ! Anyway , cutting the cock short , I popped down to Hoo Hing .. one of the only places to pick up oriental bits around Middlesex although I do not particularly like this shop too much .. Still think Wing Yip is the best shop to hit !

The girlies called up to say they were waiting downstairs therefore I put on my blue adidas jacket and jumped in the car since Kaitlin had just got her license ! Boy .. was it a fuckin' adventure :)

This was the first time I have ever gotten in the car with Kaitlin .. it's nice to be able to post up a sunny picture taken in London .. We drove down to Southgate to get some items !

Amy giving the evil eye .. I think we were excited about the cook out but at the same time having a ball watching Kaitlin pull stunts on the road .. 

Honk .. Honk .. Get off the road bitch !! :P

Kaitlin showing off her parking skills and finally decided to take up two spaces .. I mean when was the last time you had the balls to do that and walk away shopping .. Nice one Kaitlin :)

Amy started off the main dish .. Thai Green Curry with aubergines and chicken breasts 

( Yes , fuckin' chicken breasts )

While Kaitlin kick started the day with a bottle of San Miguel ..

The menu for today :

• Thai Green curry with chicken and aubergines
• Beef salad ( Original Thai style )
• Pork Belly roasted with our magical spices

Amy got her hands dirty and marinated the pork ..

Kaitlin put on her apron and danced around the kitchen for a little bit of entertainment :)

The beef then cut in thin strips and fried till all the sauces had simmered ..

I must say , I got a bit distracted whilst waiting for the food to be ready and found some interesting things to snap .. like these giant jugs for example :)

The beef salad that consists of fresh herbs and leaves and some kick ass fried beef .. The end result ?!

The pork that was fried and then shoved in the oven .. Chopped in small pieces

We then decided to go out for a smoke and do a bit of jumping ..

After about half a crate of beer .. teamwork , lotsa laughter and fun times .. The food was finally ready to be consumed .. Unfortunately , in the midst of all the excitement , we forgot to take the photo of the Thai Green Curry that turned out pretty sick .. :)

Sorry mum , I think we fucked up the kitchen and did leave it in a state !

Everyone dishing out .. didn't manage to get photos of the rest of the family but hope you guys enjoyed our creations for the day ..

An awesome Saturday night with good food , good drink and good company !
Cheers and hopefully we'll have the chance to revive this day !!

The Ultimate Plan

Well , for the last couple of years I have had this feeling that I have not really done something significant , something wild .. or consequential . I have therefore been planning out a trip or call it a fuckin' solo tour around 7 countries . The ultimate destination will be Sweden and I will be leaving from London .

All I am taking with me will be for obvious reasons a bike , a sleeping bag and a tent and some basic camping equipment .. Thanks to European law , I won't be allowed to cycle on the motorways therefore journey will be rather prolonged yet I am certain I will have more to see and more farm houses to crash in :)

The rules of my game :
I will not pay for any travels eg. ferry , bus , trains etc
I will not pay for any accomodation
I will not eat in any restaurants

This trip will be self indulged and self sufficient .. In a way , creating a border less world where one can simply jump on the bike and fuck off to anywhere one pleases . My aim is to raise funds for an orphanage in Burma as well as rediscovering myself .. More information will be posted on facebook and a donate site will be linked directly to the orphanage .. Your support and encouragements are much welcomed :)

My proposed route :

London - France - Belgium - Netherlands - Germany - Denmark - Sweden

Let's call it the 7 nation run :) So , for those wondering what I have been to the last couple of weeks . This is the answers to all them questions .. I will be putting up daily updates concerning my preparations towards this run .. Will write soon ! Off for a fuckin' workout now :) Muchos Gracias ..

Cutting chicken

An average price for a whole chicken in England is approximately 4 quid .. rather inexpensive for a meal that could possibly serve 4 . What I have grasped from the people around me is the fact that the English prefer to buy chicken breasts instead of an entire chicken simply because they feel that cutting up a chicken equals to rocket science . You buy 5 pieces of chicken breasts in England for about 5 pounds !! That is fuckin' takin' the mick really if you think about it ..

Back at home , chicken breasts are the least desired part of the chicken but over here it's totally sought for .. Different cultures , different taste buds I guess . I still think chicken breasts are tasteless and would be the last piece I'd choose even on a camping trip , haha ..I have now come up with a step to step guide for my friends who wanna try and chop up a chicken like a real man !

First off - Make sure you sharpen your knife . There's no better feeling then to have a super sharp knife wounding through the mother fucker ..

Now place the chicken in this position so you could see the wings .. in past tense of course :) Place your knife in this arrangement and slice through slow ..

Tadaa .. you got 2 wings !

For the thighs , what you wanna be doing is cutting through a straight line from this posiion ..

Run it through effortlessly as it is rather simple 

Now that is how you cut up the fucker and get the thighs out looking nice and healthy

Right now , you are left with a piece looking like this ..

This is done to separate the carcass and the chicken breasts ..

I know this may look slightly ghastly but what the fuck right ?
It will taste nice on the plate anyway

Take the half with the chicken breasts and cut right in the middle to detach and cut off the unwanted bits in which would be excess skin and fats hanging from the sides .. Some people like to leave them on but I am not really a big fan of these slimy bits ..

Breasts nicely cleaned and on the top you could see the glut I took off

Do exactly the same with the carcass part and remove any unwanted skin or fats .. I leave this to your own discretion and chop it into small pieces

A photo of all the things I discharged from the chicken .. This now goes in the fuckin' bin

10 minutes later .. I now present to you ..
A chicken nicely cut up :)

There you go .. it weren't a mission in anyway !
For those of you have not tried this CCT
( Chicken Cutting Therapy )
Get your ass down to the poultry section and join in the fun ..